QUOTES

 

 

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children.”

 

Walt Disney

 

 

“A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.”

 

Knights of Pythoagoras

 

 

“We must move children to the center of the world’s agenda.

We must rewrite strategies to reduce poverty so that investments in children are given priority.”

 

Nelson Mandela

Former President of South Africa

 

JOKES

 

Sports Spoofs

 

Coach: Send in a new pitcher!

 

Catcher: What a relief.

 

 

What do you call a kid who plays basketball in a shirt and tie?

 

A gym dandy.

 

 

What color is a cheerleader?

 

Yeller.

 

 

Does it take longer to run from first base to second or from second base to third?

 

From second to third, because there’s a short stop in the middle.

 

 

Lolly: Whew! It’s a hot day for a football game.

 

Molly: Yeah, let’s go sit in front of Polly. She’s a big fan.

 

 

 

SNAPPY ANSWERS

 

 

What insect does well in school?

 

The spelling bee.

 

 

What subject to snakes like?

 

Hiss-tory.

 

 

What subject do mosquitoes like?

 

Ar-itch-metic.

 

 

What subject do witches like?

 

Spelling.

 

 

What school did Sir Lancelot go to?

 

Knight School.

 

 

Why do wolves do well in school?

 

They give snappy answers.

 

 

Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?

 

His heart wasn’t in it.

 

 

What kind of school do you have to drop out of to graduate?

 

Parachute School.

 

 

In what school do you learn how to greet people?

 

Hi School.

 

 

In what school do you learn how to write good letters?

 

Correspondence School.

 

 

Where do soda jerks go to school?

 

Sundae School.

 

 

What do you call a student whose library books are overdue?

 

Bookkeeper.

 

 

Why did the 1000 year old Egyptian join the PTA?

 

He heard it was for mummies and daddies.

 

 

KEEP LAUGHING!!

 

 

  

                               

 

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