QUOTES
“Our
greatest natural resource is the minds of our children.”
Walt Disney
“A
man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.”
Knights
of Pythoagoras
“We
must move children to the center of the world’s agenda.
We
must rewrite strategies to reduce poverty so that investments in children are
given priority.”
Nelson
Mandela
Former
President of
JOKES
Sports Spoofs
Coach: Send in a new pitcher!
Catcher: What a relief.
What do you call a kid who plays basketball in a shirt
and tie?
A gym dandy.
What color is a cheerleader?
Yeller.
Does it take longer to run from first base to second
or from second base to third?
From second to third, because there’s a
short stop in the middle.
Lolly: Whew! It’s a hot day for a football game.
Molly: Yeah, let’s go sit in front of Polly. She’s a
big fan.
SNAPPY ANSWERS
What insect does well in school?
The spelling bee.
What subject to snakes like?
Hiss-tory.
What subject do mosquitoes like?
Ar-itch-metic.
What subject do witches like?
Spelling.
What school did Sir Lancelot go to?
Why do wolves do well in school?
They give snappy answers.
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it.
What kind of school do you have to drop out of to
graduate?
In what school do you learn how to greet people?
Hi School.
In what school do you learn how to write good letters?
Correspondence School.
Where do soda jerks go to school?
What do you call a student whose library books are
overdue?
Bookkeeper.
Why did the 1000 year old Egyptian join the PTA?
He heard it was for mummies and daddies.
KEEP
LAUGHING!!
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